MESSAGES FROM TOM & BILL

L.O.V.E - Tom and Bill

L - you're gonna lose to Tom and Bill
O - Old Orchard's where we show our skill
V - We're very, very extraordinary
E - agles, Pars and Birdies, Bagpipes, Trumpets, we play dirty

Fighting Cancer's what we try to do
Your wife's panties binding up on you
Two boys called Latourette
Winning golfs the game we play
You, You Can't beat Tom and Bill

L- You will be licked by Tom and Bill
0 - My God, where is your living will?
V- we're very scary, call in your actuary
E - vacuate for Tom and Bill

L-we've lashed another lengthy drive
0 - our footprint is on your backside
V - we're mercenary, you'll pray to the Virgin Mary
E- ven wearing plaid shorts, we've turned golf into a blood sport.

Yes, our trophy is a bobblehead
Yes, you should take knitting up instead
Two boys called Latourette
Stay inside your basinette
You, bow down to Tom and Bill
My friend, You can't beat Tom and Bill